dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

sassykardashian:

truly a text I thought I’d never recieve

heartbreaks:

does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

"

The first time that I saw you,
I never thought that it would be
the last time that I saw you -
because it wasn’t.

Because every time I looked at you,
my eyes stuttered over your body,
like a tongue trying to find a grasp
on a word, like a flickering light
trying to shine bright again.

The last time that I saw you,
I didn’t know that it was going
to be the last time that I saw you-
because it wasn’t.

Because every time I looked at you
was branded white-hot on the backs
of my eyelids, like the cursive
writing engraved on the bracelet
I bought you for your birthday
that you never wore, like the
careful red print typed into my
thigh that I can’t write over
no matter how hard
I try.

K.P.K

"

menthuthuyoupi:

flaccidtrip:

flaccidtrip:

babeobaggins:

whitegirlsaintshit:

God Bless this jacket and nowhere else.

this bougie ass hoe i can’t stand her

IM SCREAMING I HATE OLIVE

i swear to GOD

Im robbing olive for this jacket wow this is so flee

mamanicured:

4eversheneneh:


katyperry: Brought my pink pony to the White House to holler @VP Joe Biden. #wheninwashington 💁 p.s. He made me call my 93 year old grandma to thank her for my baby blue eyes! What a Q-T🙊

That’s so cute they have matching hairlines!


ZERO CHILL
downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.
designandconqver:

you can either walk on water, or run under it.
givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.