Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
my goal is to be on the same level as nicki minaj’s confidence and sex appeal
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
drakes dad: *calls drake*
drakes dad: son, i saw it
drake: saw what
drakes dad: dont play that game with someone sent it to me on instantgraham
drakes dad: be honest with me about 1 thing
drakes dad: …..did you nut